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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Heyy!!!
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There are some cute puppies below!!!
Go and take a look!!!
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Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to Wai Kuan!!!

Wish You Have Fun on Your Birthday!!!

And Hope All Your Wishes Come True!!!
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Just From:Baby Theng =3

Monday, September 13, 2010

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies
when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a
few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly across roof tops, up trees and across distances without any
sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers
with them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country
is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on
the knees, and smoke coming out of the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them
(carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movie

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when
a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vise versa)unless they perform a
dance number in the rain.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear
from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy he is up against is actually his
brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his
father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No
Problem! My God! Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!

7. They fall on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different
clothing.

8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lids, and throwing glances
at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

1 to 10, 10 to 1

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 to 1.
This is what he came
up with.

1 day I go
2 climb a
3 outside a house to peep.But the couple saw me, so i panic and
4 down. The man rush out and wanted to
5 with me. I run until I fall
6 and throw up. So I go into
7 eleven and grab some
8 to throw at him. Then i took a
9 and try to stab him.
10 God he ran away. So, I put the
9 back and pay for the
8 and left
7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am
6. He said
5, tomorrow also no need to come back
4 work. He also asks me to climb a
3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice
2 him but I don't know what he
1.

Saturday, May 29, 2010